NO MATTER HOW THIN YOU SLICE IT...
When someone tries to sell me a bill of goods, sugars the pill, or gives me the runaround with a lot of fast-talk, I always shoot back with the expression "no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney". Al Smith, governor of New York in the 30s popularized the expression as a campaign slogan. No matter how you dress it up or envelop it with sweet talk, the meaning is clear: you are trying to pull a fast one on me. I learned the phrase in College when I was about 17 and it has stuck. I am reminded of this when someone tries to get me to read a self-help book."Cut to the chase, buddy because I am wise to you and no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney." Hope you enjoy it and add it to your phraseology. "Por muchas vueltas que le des, no deja de ser un timo (bobada, engaño, mentira...)" is my Spanish version. What do you think?