I DON'T HAVE A STITCH TO WEAR
Plenty of jokes go around about women with a full wardrobe who claim they don't have a stitch to wear . We hear that not only in English, but also in many other languages, I bet. No tengo nada que ponerme I have heard many times in my married life. Carmen Martín Gaite, who was an expert on women, writes in her Usos amorosos en la posguerra española , 1987, "Yo no puedo ir. No tengo nada que ponerme." Not being a psychologist or sociologist, I ignore why females in general say this, contrary to fact and reality. It is a fact, however, that the ready-made phrase exists and can be attested in the American Scholar, for example, Autumn 2015, where we can read: "She seemed excited about the wedding, drawling that she hadn't a stitch to wear." I belong to a generation when men and women had few garments and wore the same day after day. So, I suspect that the expression is of recent coinage.